Some Funny Email Spam

If you are bored one day or simply need cherring up then why not have a look through your spam folder, there are some beautys to found that will put a smile on your face for a few minutes, at least spam is good for something! Here are some of the funniest spam emails we could find in our own inbox.

Hello!!!
My name is Mayya.
I to look a structure at a site. You to interest me as the man. To me to want it is more to know about you. Now it is very difficult to find the person whom to begin the present friend. Not speaking about the man to go a life together. And consequently I have decided to write to you the letter. It is a little to write about itself.To me of 28 years, single. As To love sports, I do not smoke. My friends speak about me that I very interesting person and they very much like to communicate with me. To not know what to write about itself. If to you to become interesting, you to write to me the letter.

I to answer you it is more about myself.
Mine e- mail: MAYYA87@GMAIL.COM
there I can show more photo from mine a life and tell about myself.
I shall wait very much your answer.
With good wish Mayya.
Bay Bay.

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Subject: what are you sale
To: hotelrooms@antespam.co.uk

Greetings,My name is JOHN, i am highly interested in buying
your{ what you want to sale } from you ,I will like you to give me the
FINAL ASKING price and the lastes condition,also i will like you to
scan the pics for me for proper verifycation.As for the shipping,I have
a liable shipper that takes goods care of all my shipping .i will be paying
with a cartified cashier check is the payment method.So pls email me back so
that we can conclude about it. and i will like you to feed me out of this
info…Name… Address… City…. State…. Country… Phone# I await ur this
info so that i can fax it down to my client that will send u thecashiers
check.hope this is acceptable ,email me ASAP……. pls REGARDs JOHN

Greetings,

We need a vendor who can offer immediate supply.

I’m offering $5,000 US dollars just for referring a vender which is (Actually RELIABLE in providing the below equipment) Contact details of vendor required, including name and phone #. If they turn out to be reliable in supplying the below equipment I’ll immediately pay you $5,000. We prefer to work with vendor in the Boston/New York area.

1. The mind warper generation 4 Dimensional Warp Generator # 52 4350a series wrist watch with z80 or better memory adapter. If in stock the AMD Dimensional Warp Generator module containing the GRC79 induction motor, two I80200 warp stabilizers, 256GB of SRAM, and two Analog Devices isolinear modules, This unit also has a menu driven GUI accessible on the front panel XID display. All in 1 units would be great if reliable models are available

2. The special 23200 or Acme 5X24 series time transducing capacitor with built in temporal displacement. Needed with complete jumper/auxiliary system

3. A reliable crystal Ionizor with unlimited memory backup.

4. I will also pay for Schematics, layouts, and designs directly from the manufature which can be used to build this equipment from readily available parts.

If your vendor turns out to be reliable, I owe you $5,000.

Email his details to me at: info@federalfundingprogram.com

Please do not reply directly back to this email as it will only be bounced back to

well the next time you are bored stiff, have a little look in your spam folder and have a look through, some of them are absolutely hilarious